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Dracula

Renfield movie review: it mostly sucks

Fri, Apr 14, 2023
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Nicholas Hoult is lovely. Hammy Nicolas Cage is amusing. But everyone in this movie is in a different movie; the tonal mismatches are baffling. Was it the first draft of this script that was greenlit?

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Dracula Untold movie review: it doesn’t suck

Sat, Oct 04, 2014
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A solid action fantasy more elemental and visceral than I expected, thanks to the potent presence of Luke Evans.

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my reads: ‘Dracula, the Un-Dead,’ by Dacre Stoker and Ian Holt

Sat, Aug 28, 2010
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Certainly it’s the funniest Dracula book that isn’t meant to be funny. It’s also ridiculously entertaining.

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Robert Pattinson, descendant of Dracula; Daniel Radcliffe heads to the Western Front; Weird Al to take on Lady Gaga?: more

Sun, Jun 27, 2010
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Every week my browser gets cluttered up with tabs for stuff that I stumble across and figure I might be able to use as a Question of the Day or a WTF Thought for the Day or grist for some other post. And inevitably, I end the week with most of that material unused. But … more…

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question of the day: Sam Worthington as Dracula? How else can the Universal Monster reboot go down in flames?

Wed, Jan 27, 2010
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So, we have Benicio Del Toro about to land as the Wolfman, and now we get word that Sam Worthington may be playing Dracula in a Summer 2011 flick. What’s going on is this: Universal is trying to reboot its Universal Monsters brand. Besides Dracula and the Wolfman, the Universal Monsters stable includes Frankenstein, the … more…

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January 15: DVD alternatives to this weekend’s multiplex offerings

Fri, Jan 15, 2010
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We know how it is: You’d like to go to the movies this weekend, except the apocalypse has arrived, and you’ll be busy protecting your books from rampaging hoards of desperate readers. But you can have a multiplex-like experience at home with a collection of the right DVDs. And when someone asks you on Monday, … more…

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October 23: DVD alternatives to this weekend’s multiplex offerings

Fri, Oct 23, 2009
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We know how it is: You’d like to go to the movies this weekend, but you were planning to fly around the globe this weekend. But you can have a multiplex-like experience at home with a collection of the right DVDs. And when someone asks you on Monday, “Hey, did you see Amelia this weekend?” … more…

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Snow White: A Tale of Terror (review)

Mon, Sep 08, 1997
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What was intended as dark gothic horror just comes off as something out a Renaissance Festival gone horribly wrong.

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