“Come on, Rachel. You’re 30. You can’t afford to be picky.” –Darcy (Kate Hudson)
“The Hamptons are like a zombie movie directed by Ralph Lauren.” –Ethan (John Krasinski)
The genre always assumes we’ll sympathize with ugly, soulless, personality-free women doing terrible things to the people they supposedly care about in the pursuit of a wedding, because what is more important than landing Mr. Right, right? But even grading on that rom-com curve, this is a disgusting movie.