If you’re within shouting distance of London, and you collect Doctor Who novelizations and original fiction, you might want to check this out…
No, wait. Just like Jenga, and not transdimensional at all. Damn.
So you can pretend that it means the Doctor has finally come to get you and you’re on the very cusp of embarking on a lifetime of adventure in space and time, at least until he abandons you for having the poor taste to age faster than he does.
I don’t know what this soft squeezable talking TARDIS says — “Do fish have fingers?” perhaps, or maybe, “My thief!” — but I like it. Forbidden Planet says it’ll be available in August. Just the idea of hugging the TARDIS seems wonderful to me.
Just Airplane and Police Squad! alone provide a trove of hilariously deadpan moments. Surely, Nielsen will be missed.