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Indiana Jones

The Post movie review: printing truth to power

Fri, Dec 29, 2017
1 comment

Crackles with life and energy, depicting a grand adventure in journalism from almost half a century ago with vigor, suspense, and an urgent relevance for today.

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Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle movie review: jungle feeble

Tue, Dec 19, 2017
12 comments

Culturally clueless cinematic vomit, a cynical undertaking embracing the most diminishing clichés it can apply to its characters. Low stakes, and low humor.

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The Lost City of Z movie review: archaeology was his religion

Tue, Apr 18, 2017
6 comments

An adventure of the intellect and of the heart with the real-life explorer who inspired Indiana Jones, one more about the journey than the destination.

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Gold movie review: this mine is tapped out

Wed, Jan 25, 2017
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Not a terrible excuse for entertainment, just very, very familiar, all paradigms that desperately require a shift, in Hollywood and in the real world.

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curated: Nazis, we hate these guys

Tue, Nov 22, 2016
2 comments

I’m trying to find stuff to laugh at…

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Gods of Egypt movie review: those whom the gods wish to punish, they force to watch this movie

Sat, May 28, 2016
12 comments

Hilariously, casting white Westerners as mortals and deities of the ancient Nile is the least offensive thing about this crime against goofball cinema.

| 12 Comments

X-Men: Apocalypse movie review: everyone knows the third movie is always the worst

Thu, May 19, 2016
23 comments

About precisely nothing other than pure pulp comic-book soap-opera rigmarole, overshadowed by clichés, implausibilities, and missed opportunities.

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Where Are the Women? rating criteria explained (updated!)

Thu, Apr 21, 2016
70 comments

Supplementary explanations for my Where Are the Women? rating criteria. [This post is not behind the paywall.]

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more men I am officially tired of being asked to sympathize with in movies

Wed, Jan 13, 2016
369 comments

Update! Another year, another slate of films proving there is almost nothing that men can do, think, or be that The Movies will not deem worthy of a story.

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Do You Believe? movie review: nope

Tue, Jan 05, 2016
12 comments

Crash, but Jesus-y. Scoffers and doubters will get their smackdown, but even believers should be skeptical at how this ridiculous roundrobin plays out.

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