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The Expendables 2 (review)

What this dumb movie wants you to find absolutely hilarious is random 80s action heroes — this flick is lousy with ’em — now puffy with age and sporting embarrasingly bad dye jobs popping up in deus ex actioner situations…

trailer break: ‘Universal Soldier: Regeneration’

Take a break from work: watch a trailer… I bet you get huge tax credits for shooting at Chernobyl. What’s that? They didn’t actually shoot at Chernobyl? This is what’s wrong with cinema today: everyone’s willing to let Hollywood glam and FX trump authenticity. *sigh* Dolph Lundgren and Jean-Claude Van Damme: Which one will be … more…

trailer break: ‘JCVD’

Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… Van Damme us all to hell! JCVD opens limited in the U.S. on November 7; no U.K. release date has been announced yet.