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Alien: Covenant movie review: game over, man

Tue, May 09, 2017
176 comments

A rote disappointment. There is nothing shocking or even mildly unexpected here. But there is an ironic weakening of the power of the xenomorphs to terrify.

| 176 Comments

Prevenge movie review: baby bump off

Mon, Feb 13, 2017
1 comment

Fresh feminist horror of a very welcome taboo-smashing kind. Nasty, hilarious, outraged and outrageous, and as poignant as it is blackly funny.

| 1 Comment

Hercules movie review: he fights the lion!

Wed, Jul 23, 2014
35 comments

Grading on the Ratner Curve, this is a positive triumph. The cheesy clichés are at least passingly entertaining. You could do worse.

| 35 Comments

Snowpiercer movie review: hunger train

Thu, Jul 10, 2014
40 comments

Hauntingly grim, full of appalling ironies and awful truths. This is most definitely not the feel-good movie of the summer.

| 40 Comments

Only Lovers Left Alive movie review: full-blooded

Thu, May 15, 2014
47 comments

I want to crawl inside this movie and curl up in its lap and stay there forever. This movie is so languid and so uncoerced. I want to keep it a secret and let everyone know about it at the same time.

| 47 Comments

Doctor Who blogging: “The Day of the Doctor”

Sun, Nov 24, 2013
65 comments

I’ve been hard on Steven Moffat during his tenure as Doctor Who showrunner. But he got it right with “The Day of the Doctor.” He got it really, really right.

| 65 Comments

Doctor Who thing: “The Night of the Doctor” minisode

Thu, Nov 14, 2013
31 comments

Oh my god oh my god oh my god!

| 31 Comments

The Hollow Crown trailer: dead kings, hot guys

Tue, Aug 13, 2013
4 comments

Let us tell sad stories of the death of kings. And let the kings be played by the hottest guys in the land.

| 4 Comments

Doctor Who blogging: “The Name of the Doctor”

Tue, May 21, 2013
80 comments

Doctor? Doctor… who? Moffat just keeps kicking that can down the road, don’t he?

| 80 Comments

Oscar Nominated Animated Shorts (85th Academy Awards) (review)

Thu, Feb 07, 2013
5 comments

“Paperman” might be the most romantic movie of the year…

| 5 Comments
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