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Toy Story 4 movie review: recycled playthings… again

Wed, Jun 19, 2019
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The series’ saving grace is that, with humor and heart so beautifully wise and stunningly rendered (CGI pun intended), even as returns diminish, a new chapter is still warm and smartly entertaining.

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The Predator movie review: pointless retro junk

Thu, Sep 13, 2018
20 comments

Garbage. A bad excuse for a movie, even for the pulpy disposable popcorn nonsense it wants to be. Incoherent and illogical, cheap and shoddy. Wannabe sci-fi action horror that can’t pull off any of it.

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Welcome to Happiness movie review: leave it in the closet

Fri, May 20, 2016
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Its self-conscious eccentricity is so banal that it feels like a parody of “the American indie.” Behold magic rocks and a Significant fortune cookie!

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Hell Baby review: what the hell?

Wed, Aug 28, 2013
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I’m actually angry at how little the movie even tries. There isn’t enough of anything here to pad out a brief sketch, never mind a feature-length film.

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