The Secret World of Arrietty (trailer)
The British trailer from last year is a lot more magical than the North American trailer is trying to be…
The British trailer from last year is a lot more magical than the North American trailer is trying to be…

Why does no one ever intone at me and tell me to go to Budapest and wear polyester and smoke cigarettes and get all espionagey, dammit?
For reasons mysterious, the great U.K. voice cast will all be replaced in the U.S. release next year.
I am consumed by the aubergine power of muddled confusion and despair.
Lunkhead Channing Tatum as a soldier in Roman-era Britain? Must be processed Hollywood cheese, and hence hootingly entertaining, right? But Tatum acquits himself admirably here, in a film that clearly intends to ensure Hollywood cheese is the last thing that comes to mind…
How can it be that my geeky little heart has been ripped from my chest and my geeky little soul crushed underfoot like so much spilled popcorn on the floor of the multiplex? That wasn’t supposed to happen. Russell Crowe and Ridley Scott’s *Robin Hood* was supposed to be *awesome.*
I think Conan Doyle might well love what Guy Ritchie has done with the world’s first consulting detective…