Cosmopolis (review)
Honestly, I’m not entirely sure what David Cronenberg’s point is here…
Honestly, I’m not entirely sure what David Cronenberg’s point is here…
Is it the use of CGI? Is it blockbusterness (or bucking blockbusterness in the age of blockbusters)? Is it just about being produced after a certain date, and if so, when did the “modern” era of film begin?

It’s still a not very good movie. But… it’s still Star Wars.
The fanboy-wank-material franchise continues! Kate Beckinsale runs around a dank, rainy, gothy, first-person-shooter generic urban landscape. And the blood and brainmatter splatters out at you in 3D! Please to have a cinemagasm!
A simple yet stupid riff on the disaster monster movie…
Not sure I totally buy into this. Many of the examples here are very generic
This is a wonderful episode: creepy, poignant, scary, funny. This is what Doctor Who can do that no other show can: be this surreal and this grounded at the same time.
Someone’s been watching Pirates of the Caribbean… No, wait, someone’s been watching The Abyss…
I guarantee you that Michael Bay is having eight kinds of orgasms just thinking about the fact that we’re all watching all these lovely explosions in his new trailer today…
You wanna know who the killer is? I’ll tell you who the killer is. In fact, there’s two killers: that’s the twist. Director Wes Craven and screenwriter Kevin Williamson worked in tandem here to murder the horror comedy… or at least their own franchise. Not that it wasn’t dead already.