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Nancy Drew

Final Destination: Bloodlines review: the curse of fatal death

Tue, May 20, 2025
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The dorm-room philosophy of the 25-year-old series is still pondering how wild it is that we all die, how fragile our meatbag bodies are. Now with gory dismemberments and squishy impalements in IMAX!

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A Simple Favour movie review: suburban mom stumbles into mystery!

Mon, Sep 10, 2018
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Witty, tense, and thrilling, but also cheerful, escapist, and fun, this is a perfect cinematic cozy mystery, kept on an even keel by the irresistibly charming Anna Kendrick. Merrily absurd pure entertainment.

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#LFF2017: Blade of the Immortal, Gemini, Makala

Thu, Oct 26, 2017
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Quick takes from the now-wrapped 61st London Film Festival.

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Inferno movie review: let’s run through the museum!

Mon, Oct 17, 2016
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Completely absurd, ultimately pointless, but also gloriously goofy: a Nancy Drew mystery with Scooby-Doo overtones and a thin veneer of bookishness.

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Nancy Drew… Reporter movie review

Wed, Dec 13, 2000
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One of the Warner Bros short features, aimed at young audiences, about the teen-girl detective’s adventures, though she’s cast as a rather interfering little brat. Still, it’s good clean fun for kids.

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