The desperation, the neuroticism, and the idiocy of Bridget Jones continues to be appalling, not appealing. She is not the everywoman she is meant to be.
Ewww. It’s got Michael Bay’s jingo-jism all over it.
It’s like being force-fed, all in one sitting, an entire box of cheap-shit heart-shaped chocolates from the dollar store.
At first I thought, in spite of myself: ‘Okay, this might work.’