Jason Statham versus a giant prehistoric shark. It’s never less — yet also never more — than you expect, and never more suspenseful or scary than it is cheesy. But whatev. Go, and enjoy.
A rich white man tours the misery of others to learn about happiness. Yes, it is as offensive as it sounds.
This is the sneaky cleverness of Skyfall: it is, at last, going to tell us why Bond still matters. It is not going to make it easy on itself, though, nosiree.
“Two months later”? You gotta be kiddin’ me.