Safe, conventional, and not particularly sympathetic to women, cis or trans. Mistakes the external signifiers of femininity with actually being a woman.
Now with winners indicated.
Man does science-ing, discovers secrets of the universe. Woman does selfless wife-ing. As usual. [This post is not behind the paywall.]
Sees no need to engage metaphor or dispense with cliché, so when you haven’t seen it before, you can’t believe what you’re seeing. And not in a good way.