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Tim Burton

daily scream: shorn of the dead

Wed, Oct 11, 2023
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2007’s Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street is on Paramount+ in the US, Prime in the UK.

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weekend watchlist: coming to terms with grief personal and societal

Mon, May 30, 2022
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Plus badass women and damned dirty apes… (First published April 30th, 2022, on Substack and Patreon.)

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The Batman movie review: to bat, or not to bat

Sun, Mar 06, 2022
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No snark, no spandex pantomime spectacle. Just noir mystery, Pattinson’s sad recluse a detective in a cesspit of corruption. Relentlessly grim, all darkness and despair, not escapist but of our time.

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Dumbo (2019) movie review: you will not believe an elephant can fly

Wed, Mar 27, 2019
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The most soulless of the live-action Disney remakes yet, weighted down by too many blah characters, too much convoluted plot, unconvincing CGI, and a message that doesn’t say what it thinks it does.

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War for the Planet of the Apes movie review: empathy for the ape

Mon, Jul 10, 2017
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A triumph of science fiction storytelling: a sweeping tale of mythological scope told with astonishing FX wizardry that brings emotion and intelligence to nonhuman people.

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Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children movie review: infodump, the movie

Sat, Oct 01, 2016
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Relentlessly dull. A tour of a strange world and “characters” little more than their “peculiar” abilities isn’t enough to whip up fantastical excitement.

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Alice Through the Looking Glass movie review: a mirror cracked

Tue, May 24, 2016
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Believes six impossible things — like implausible character motivations, or big emotions — because they’re in the script, without bothering to earn them.

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Big Eyes movie review: painted into a corner

Wed, Apr 06, 2016
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A bitter feminist fairy tale about a woman betrayed by love and trust and crafted by culture to be vulnerable to the charms of a con-artist husband.

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The Dressmaker movie review: haute couture as a tragicomic weapon

Fri, Nov 20, 2015
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So entertaining, so unexpected, so wonderfully oddball, so damn good. Witty genre-busting simmering with pathos, humor, and calamity.

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London photo: Tim Burton and Christoph Waltz at a Big Eyes Q&A

Mon, Dec 08, 2014
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Tim Burton has a new flick this holiday season…

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