the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Bibleman Powersource: Blasting the Big Gamemaster Bully’It’s too small to see in this image, but along the bottom reads: “An Action Packed Dramatic Adventure Based on God’s Word.” I could have gone my whole life without knowing this, but it turns out that Bibleman is a bona fide superhero, “a human transformed by the Word of God”: Bibleman appeals to parents and children alike as the show seeks to encourage kids to have their own personal relationship with Jesus. (That’s all from the official Bibleman site.) I’m not sure which is scarier, the idea of action figures, or Bibleman’s terrifying armor:
You’d think the awesome power of Jesus would extend to a touch of superhero satorial splendor. Oh, there are other adventures! Terminating the Toxic Tonic of Disrespect I bet Satan is an excellent supervillain. Disqus commentsblog comments powered by Disqus |
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posted by Will (Thu Mar 05 09, 8:55PM)
Fun fact. Bible Man = Willie Aames
posted by Satan (Sat Mar 07 09, 4:43PM)
Well that's the problem, see. He's already defeated five of my deadly sins. I was trying to come up with an evil plan to stop him using the sin of vanity but just LOOK at him!
Purple tights, with darker purple pads above the waist, Yellow plastic pads on his legs and forearms. Finish the combo with a matching purple cape and a big-ass fly for Jesus. This man _has_ no vanity! He's even taunting me with those yellow horns on his helmet.
But mark my evil words! Gluttony will be his downfall! If Adam West couldn't suck it in neither will Bibleman! Then his yellow nerf bat will be mine! MINE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
posted by Paul (Sat Mar 07 09, 6:31PM)
LOLOL. Satan, if I was half as funny as you, I'd hit the road (with an act).