Lonesome Jim (review)
Steve Buscemi’s film is great at tossing up soliloquies of desperation, but he doesn’t seem to know where to take things from there…
Month: April 2006
Britney’s and Gwyneth’s child abuse: cinemastrologically driven?
Britney drops her baby on his head and waits a week to take him to the hospital? Cinemastrology at work!
cinemastrology: cinemascopes for the week of 04.13-04.19
What’s your sign: ‘il monarca lieto’ (sign of the joyful king), ‘il pittore pazzo’ (sign of the mad painter), or something else?
new on DVD: Down Under, and down under
Cute animal documentary, Aussie horror flick, and more…
weekend box office: ‘Ice’ twice as nice, ‘Benchwarmers’ pretty warm
The Scrat continues to dominate the box office; keeping ‘Benchwarmers’ from critics doesn’t hurt…
The Benchwarmers (review)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Phat Girlz (review)
I am allowed to say this, because I’ve been on both sides of the fat-girl fence: ‘Phat Girlz,’ shut the fuck up.
Phat Girlz, Benchwarmers: not screened for critics
To paraphrase Zaphod Beeblebrox, if the studios don’t want me to see these movies that bad, then I want to see them ever worse.
Take the Lead (review)
Ohmigod, Antonio Ban-DAIIIIR-es!
Adam & Steve (review)
Goodie: it’s the first grossout gay romantic comedy.
