Over the Hedge (review)
Best. Bruce Willis performance. Ever. Swear to god. Or Bruno.
Month: May 2006
The Da Vinci Code (review)
It’s ‘Comparative Mythology for Dummies’ done up Hollywood style, except there’s no smooching.
cinemastrology: cinemascopes for the week of 05.18-05.24
Advice from the distant past, from a madman: this is what Hollywood runs on.
did Britney Spears give up Kabbalah for cinemastrology? signs point to yes!
Cinemastrology ensnares another nitwit.
Leslie Nielsen: not funny
I get quoted quite a bit in ‘Macleans’ magazine.
new on DVD: ‘The Producers,’ ‘The White Countess,’ more
Spectacular performances from Ralph Fiennes and Zooey Deschanel… and a couple surprisingly not-sucky ones from Will Ferrell.
weekend box office: ‘Poseidon’ goes belly-up
What will Hollywood learn from flopbusters like ‘Poseidon’ and ‘Mission: Impossible III’? Probably nothing.
That Girl: Season One (review)
Oh, man, do I remember watching reruns of *That Girl* as a kid and thinking, Wow, she works in Manhattan! She has her own apartment! I wanna be That Girl when I grow up!
I Am a Sex Addict (review)
I kinda don’t wanna burst Zahedi’s bubble, because at least he’s being open and exploratory and honest about how infatuated with himself he is, which is more than can be said for most men, but still: Bwahahah, get over yourself, dude.
Poseidon (review)
Who knew there was so much on a cruise ship that could explode so spectacularly? Plus: ohmigod, Josh Lucas!
