X-Men: The Last Stand (review)

It’s the least crappy flick yet from fauxteur Brett Ratner, which is actually quite an accomplishment from the man who gave us ‘Rush Hour,’ ‘Rush Hour 2,’ and the upcoming ‘Rush Hour 3.’ And we can thank the comic book gods that he didn’t cast Chris Tucker in it.

See No Evil (review)

It’s the unholy spawn of Saw, which was in turn only the semisacred spawn of Se7en. This is what the endless rounds of imitation and outright theft do to a supposedly creative industry: result in blurry, smudged third-generation photocopies that can’t even distinguish themselves through attempts at pornographic excess. A gang of thoroughly unlikable idiots … more…