why didn’t they just fly Frodo to Mount Doom?

It’s one of those classic imponderables, like Why is the sky blue? and How do they get those ships into the bottles? — Why didn’t the eagles just fly Frodo to Mount Doom? Well, a cartoonist calling himself The Big Movie Freak thinks he has the answer. Enjoy. (Technorati tags: Frodo, Mount Doom)

‘Jericho’ blogging: “Jennings & Rall”

(previous: “Condor”) So, Ravenwood is Jennings & Rall’s private army, huh? How did we not see that coming? (Isn’t it chilling how the seemingly innocuous phrase “wholly owned subsidiary” has become so, you know, chilling?) Still, “this isn’t Iraq,” Eric reminds Jake. Or is it? The entirety of Jericho is so clearly a response to … more…

daily list: 10 of 2008’s hot movies reviewed now

Maxim magazine got itself in a tiny bit of hot water this week when it published a review of the new Black Crowes album without anyone actually having listened to it. Maxim called the review — which gave the album two and a half stars out of five — “an educated guess.” Peter Angelos, the … more…

see ‘The Gates’ on HBO

Aw, crap, I meant to remind you earlier that the wonderful documentary The Gates — which I reviewed when I saw it at the Tribeca Film Festival last spring — debuted on HBO tonight at 10pm Eastern. Remember the orange flags that artists Christo and Jeanne-Claude covered Central Park in a couple years back? Those … more…

new on DVD: ‘The Darjeeling Limited,’ ‘Death at a Funeral,’ ‘Slipstream,’ ‘In the Shadow of the Moon,’ ‘Silk,’ ‘Beowulf,’ ‘30 Days of Night’

See it: • The Darjeeling Limited [buy it]. From my review: “We haven’t located us yet.” That makes my brain giggle and my soul smart — see, “smart” is the equivalent of “pain,” sometimes — in almost exactly the same way as that line’s counterappealing opposite: Buckaroo Banzai’s “No matter where you go, there you … more…