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obsession: still Doctor Who (most recent episode blogging: “The Stolen Earth” — yes, I’m still behind) boyfriend: David Tennant as the Doctor (see my summer of Tennant and Hamlet) psyched: absolutely nothing (because it’s the dead end of summer) dreading: The House Bunny (because Playboy bunnies are not “cute”) enemy: Seth Rogen, and his Pineapple … more…
It’s madness. Madness, I tell you!
IMDB’s Studio Briefing is calling Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 “a chick flick to compete with all the fanboy, druggie, and monster stuff out there for males.” Presumably that means The Dark Knight, Pineapple Express, and, I dunno, maybe The Mummy 3. Fuckety fuck fuck, this kind of thinking drives me insane. Why are … more…
No, not really. Apropos of nothing, except that I want to sell these fancy sneakers for a friend who has entrusted me to do so, please check out my eBay listing for a pair of women’s MBT walking shoes, size 10.5. You know, if you want to.
Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… Nope, not a fun movie: it’s about the trade in sex slaves around the planet, and it’s horrifying. The way it’s framed in this trailer — as a bunch of young men who think they’re out for a night of fun and discover the truth about … more…
Because it’s apparently full of women singing and dancing their hearts out: and traveling with magical pants: Seriously, though: Is Greece the new go-to destination for women trying to find themselves? And why is everyone jumping off cliffs in the process? In both Mamma Mia! and Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2, there’s a scene … more…
No! David Gordon Green? David “All the Real Girls” Gordon “Undertow” Green? David Gordon Green directed Pineapple Express? Get the fuck out of here! If there’s one indie filmmaker I would have predicted would resist the lure of Hollywood, it would have been David Gordon Green. Man, I am disillusioned today. (Technorati tags: David Gordon … more…
Another attempt to make John McCain look exciting: (Technorati tags: John McCain, Pulp McCain, Colbert Challenge)
Here’s yet another excellent argument for the legalization of marijuana: it will prevent us seeing more movies like this one.
Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… Ohmigod, my vampire boyfriend is like the hottest thing evAH! In other news, how old am I, that there’s another thing the kids are all into that I’ve never even heard of? Twilight opens December 12. (Technorati tags: Twilight, trailer)
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