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Who wants a sparkly vampire boyfriend? I want an ass-kicking, violin-playing, cocaine-shooting-up, arrogant, superior, crime-solving genius boyfriend, and all the better if he’s played by Robert Downey Jr., who is probably just as fucked up as Holmes himself but is walking sex nevertheless. (Jude Law’s not so bad, either.) Oh my god I feel like … more…
In case you, like me, can’t get enough of George Clooney (John Malkovich is in this too): And another one with George… (via Jezebel)
Someone says “ultimate Disney experience,” what springs to mind? Maybe a trip to Disney World including a stay in one of the luxury resort hotels there? That’s pretty ultimate. Maybe when there’s a Disney park in zero-g, that’ll be considered the ultimate. Thing is, I’m not sure that “The Ultimate Disney Experience” that Disney is … more…
UPDATED 11.30: Just cuz it’s awards season doesn’t mean there isn’t crap to be found… UPDATED 10.16: When will someone make a horror movie that can stand up to the critics? UPDATED 9.21: Another horror movie, not screening for critics… UPDATED 9.09: Two more not-at-all surprising additions to the list… UPDATED 8.21: Shocking news! End-of-August … more…
obsession: Doctor Who (two more David Tennants to go) boyfriend: George Clooney in Up in the Air (because he’s George Clooney) psyched: Sherlock Holmes (I’m gonna be really disappointed if this isn’t awesome) girl crush: Emily Blunt in Young Victoria (it’s good to be the queen) dreading: Did You Hear About the Morgans? (looks like … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… It’s not really that complicated, actually. Nancy Meyers makes movies that look like Pottery Barn catalogues, populated by people who aren’t really people. Evidence: The Holiday, Something’s Gotta Give, and What Women Want. And this looks like more of the same. It’s Complicated opens in the U.S. … more…
An Associated Press story yesterday about the terrible performance of Jay Leno’s primetime show revealed some intriguing tidbits about how television viewing is changing in the United States: With one-third of American TV households now equipped with DVRs like TiVo, the 10 p.m. hour is emerging as a popular time for people to catch up … more…
…the end of Oprah; sexism hurts everybody; and more. Yes, it’s The Week in Women, my regular column over at the Alliance of Women Film Journalists. Enjoy.
I keep waiting for someone on the right wing — maybe Glenn Beck, or Rush Limbaugh — to put two and two together: A) We have all these unemployed people whose benefits are running out, and B) Afghanistan needs more troops! So, Glenn or Rush could point out, when your unemployment benefits run out, if … more…
Oh, damn, it’s Saturday, isn’t it? Wednesday felt like a Friday, Thanksgiving Day felt like a Saturday, and now the actual Friday and Saturday of this week feel like days out of time. But then tomorrow will feel like a proper Sunday, and everything will get back to normal. Anyway, whether you’re in the U.S. … more…
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