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Friday fun! Here’s a screen capture from one of the DVDs in my collection (and it’s definitely from a movie, not a TV show). Guess the movie for fun and, well, fun. No prizes, just bragging rights. But hey: one guess per comment — no fair hogging all the guesses.
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Hilary Duff visits her grandparents, where she acts like an adorable bitch and get a cute boyfriend. And everybody’s happy. Well, at least it’s a movie about a girl. According to Greta opens in Los Angeles today; no U.K. release date has been announced. Demand the film … more…
As you may have heard, James Franco is in the midst of a guest stint on the ABC soap General Hospital. You may be thinking something like, Well, an actor’s gotta work…, but Franco’s got bigger, more significant things in mind than a mere paycheck. He published a piece recently in The Wall Street Journal, … more…
Horrifyingly 80s: I always sing and dance my dissatisfaction with the fast-food dining options in my town. It always makes me feel better.
FOR THE WEIRDO/releasing 12.15 There are always way too many DVDs coming in than I possibly ever review, but since ’tis the season to be giving, I thought it was worth pointing out some of them to you, in case you’re stuck for gift ideas for the people on your list. (Or even to give … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Remember, this is all the funniest stuff the movie has to offer. Mispronunciation of “ethnic” names and misunderstanding of “ethnic” slang, a fancy restaurant that serves spoiled food and serves cats as customers, stupid puns, stupid people, physical abuse, physical humiliation, boobs, jokes about defecation. What’s not … more…
Last week the members of the Online Film Critics Society were asked what primary rules we follow as critics — click through to read them. (Yes, we’re trying to build traffic there.) I’ll reveal my primary rule here, though: I always think, when I sit down to write a review, “How did this movie make … more…
And new openers tank: 1. Paranormal Activity: £1.8 million (2nd week; drops 49%) 2. A Christmas Carol: £1.7 million 3. The Twilight Saga: New Moon: £1.6 million (3rd week; drops 62%) 4. Planet 51: £1.5 million (NEW) 5. Law Abiding Citizen: £.99 million (2nd week; drops 33%) (actual numbers, not estimates) The best a new … more…
Hoorah! Nelson Mandela united South Africans, black and white, and overcame their long-held suspicions and hatred and bigotries in the postapartheid upheaval by getting them to refocus their hate on Australia and New Zealand. Or at least on their stupid rugby players. Hoorah!
Fun for Wednesdays! We look at an image from an upcoming movie or TV show and write snarky, witty, or otherwise entertaining captions for it. No prizes, it’s just for fun. It’s good to be the king: Broken Lizard tells us about the film: In the latest comedy from Broken Lizard, (the creators of Supertroopers … more…
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