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A million people care about what Ashton Kutcher thinks about everything. Actually, as of this writing, it’s 1,289,675 people now Following Kutcher on Twitter. Here’s a sample of the wit and wisdom bestowed upon those Followers: If there ever was a second coming of Christ and some lady came up to you and was like … more…
Because only in this bizarre world we live in are Jessica Alba and Paul Walker considered major stars too good for — and too talented for! — cheesy, low-budget, exploitation moviemaking. And so they get replaced with, you know, beautifuler, dumber people in the straight-to-DVD sequel. Not that you’d know that from this sales copy, … more…
Take a look back at everything I wrote about the first *Crank,* and how wrong and evil and amoral and filthy and sordid that flick was, and double it. No, quintuple it. Also: quintuple how much I laughed.
If you haven’t seen the latest episode of Doctor Who, “Planet of the Dead,” this won’t make any sense at all. If you have seen it, then don’t be drinking anything while you watch this, because you will ruin your keyboard with spewed liquid: Thanks to Les Carr in comments for pointing this out.
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Oh, the poor baby cannot get by selling bootlegged DVDs on the sidewalks of big bad New York City? Wait! But then he is given the chance to do something much more illegal and dangerous by Obi Wan Kenobi (Terence Howard). “So wut they gots rulez?” “Yes, … more…
I don’t watch American Idol or similar shows — because I hate the Gong Show-style exercises in humilation they seem designed to be, and even at their best, it’s still just a bunch of bland pop singers — but it’s been impossible to avoid hearing about Susan Boyle, the Scottish woman who apparently startled Simon … more…
I’ve found it tough to sit down and think too much about “Planet of the Dead” because I’m so freakin’ disappointed by it.
My Doctor Who blogging on “Planet of the Dead” is coming later today — I’m in the middle of it right now, but have to head out for a bit. So talk about something else for the mo…
He’s still sounding too good to be true on this stuff. I hope I’m wrong.
Michelle Rodriguez ain’t a lesbian, dammit (not that there’s anything wrong with that), 40 ain’t old, and date rape still ain’t funny. Yes, it’s The Week in Women, up now over at the Alliance of Women Film Journalists. Enjoy.
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