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The British box office numbers for last weekend are in, and perhaps it would have been better if they’d remained unknown: the weekend was absolutely abysmal, down 66 percent from the same weekend last year. Get Him to the Greek was the top film, and the only new movie in the top 5 (in the … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… It was only a couple of weeks ago that we saw the first teaser for the last Harry Potter flick (well, the first part of the last flick), but Warner Bros. is clearly determined to torture us all summer. We should have a Harry Potter movie now, … more…
Larry King Live is dead. Long live Larry King Live… without Larry King? Larry King has announced that his long-running (25 years) talk show on CNN will end sometime this fall, because the 77-year-old wants to spend time with his kids going to their Little League games. Seriously. Most men of his age are going … more…
I’ve just come from enduring some truly cold and deeply unmoving CGI FX in The Last Airbender. Sterile, inorganic, lifeless… I haven’t seen anything so lackluster since Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. And Jonah Hex. And Clash of the Titans. And Alice in Wonderland. And — oh yeah — last night, when I … more…
I love In Bruges, and this scene does actually explain some stuff that goes on in the film. Also: Matt Smith gets to do an accent. But holy crap, is it shockingly violent. You have been warned. (If you stumble across a cool Doctor Who thing, feel free to email me with a link.)
The sparkly vampire guy and the shirtless werewolf guy, they’re still fighting over perfect, perfect Bella, whose perfection extends to a delicate and supposedly adorable feminine idiocy…
A Sci Fi Channel original, of course (from back before it was Syfy): At a nuclear power plant, the cooling system becomes a problem when the mother of all storms is headed straight towards it. As the hurricane gets stronger, and with the nuclear core in serious danger of meltdown, time is not on it’s … more…
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Because nothing says Christmas like an old-fashioned Grampa boner joke. It’s traditional, like turkey and presents and candles and caroling. Little Fockers opens in the U.S., Canada, and the U.K. on December 22.
I’ve said more than once that even if Sturgeon’s Law holds true for TV — if 95 percent of what’s on the tube is crap (and that may be underestimating the amount of crap) — there’s still more non-crap than I can ever find the time to watch. Which is something I often take comfort … more…
Hello, men! I’d like to point out that, despite what this video states, there are gals everywhere — not just guys everywhere — who are dumbfounded by Twilight and don’t understand why it’s so damn popular. That is, not all gals everywhere have been totally brainwashed by Twilight. What’s more, men, I’d like to point … more…
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