I’ve had *my* Oscar acceptance speech planned in my mind since 1978…
This someecards ecard I found is a relative piker…
Month: February 2011
Colin Firth and Natalie Portman are Oscar shoo-ins; everything else up for grabs: Oscar predictions
Here’s an at-a-glance look at my picks for Sunday night’s Academy Awards — projected winners are Xed. Keep in mind: this isn’t a list of whom I think should win Oscars but whom I think will win…
the wit and wisdom of Charlie Sheen…
…as presented by cats. Finally! A way to make celebrity meltdowns entertaining.
Saturday cute: Oscar (the Grouch) trophy T-shirt
Because you want to be well-dressed for the Oscars tomorrow night…
question of the weekend: Are you prepared for a disaster?
The terrible earthquake in Christchurch, New Zealand, this week serves as a horrific reminder that disaster can strike anytime. Have you given any thought to what you’d do if the worst happens?
Friday night fortune cookie: Dean Vernon Wormer says…
“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.”
maybe it’s time to just give the fuck up on movies: part ii
I’m getting really damn sick and tired of stupidity getting a free pass from people who are supposed to be smart about movies…
‘Doctor Who’ thing of the day: bizarre Turkish pastiche of ‘Doctor Who’ that might be a joke, or maybe not
I’ve seen some demented WTF shit in my life, but this may well take the prize…
maybe it’s time to just give the fuck up on movies
Warner Bros. to remake The Bodyguard. You don’t even need to know anything beyond that.
wtf: Natalie Portman shouldn’t want to win an Oscar?!
Of course not, insists John Luchetti at The Film Stage. Because it’ll ruin her love life. *grrr*
