Friday night fortune cookie: Butch Cassidy says…
”Don’t ever hit your mother with a shovel. It will leave a dull impression on her mind.”
”Don’t ever hit your mother with a shovel. It will leave a dull impression on her mind.”
Here, kitty, kitty…
“I’m off to London to become world famous!” –Neil (Ben Barnes)
“Was that Klingon? You psychotic nerd.” –Paul (Seth Rogen) to Clive (Nick Frost)
“You’ve got more balls than a Chinese ping-pong tournamant.” –Val (John Leguizamo) to Mick (Matthew McConaughey)
“No man can walk out of his own story.” –the Spirit of the West (Timothy Olyphant)
“We’re renegade superheroes and that’s a lot of stress in fact, but you didn’t have to freak out.” –Britt Reid/The Green Hornet (Seth Rogen)
Unlike yesterday’s Doctor Who T-shirt, which I neglected to post until after the opportunity to purchase it had passed, here’s one you can get your fannish mitts on… but only through Sunday, April 10…
So tediously familiar that I could barely remember most of it after I left the cinema. I’m exaggerating just a tad, but even if I didn’t remember it, I could have told you what it was about anyway, because it deviates not one whit from the formula that we’ve come to understand is somehow “essential” for “family” movies…
Look, it’s just like The Hangover, except instead of a baby, there’s a monkey. Oh oh and the monkey sucks on the fake boner, which is just — hoo! — hilarious.