
The Lifeguard review
Apparently it’s hard to be a grownup in today’s crazy world without committing consequence-free statutory rape. Ugh.

Apparently it’s hard to be a grownup in today’s crazy world without committing consequence-free statutory rape. Ugh.

A confounding intellectual mystery, an enigmatic philosophical science fantasy that’s like a cinematic Moebius strip.

Oh, College Humor, you geeky wags…

If you’d noticed that Matthew McConaughey had been looking rather terrifyingly gaunt recently, this is why.

Teeth on the water.

He’s Batman: fan shock as handsome square-jawed actor cast as iconic superhero. Also: Ben Affleck could not possibly care less what you think of him.

I’m actually angry at how little the movie even tries. There isn’t enough of anything here to pad out a brief sketch, never mind a feature-length film.

One of the more achingly poignant stories of awkward (male) adolescence I’ve seen. Sam Rockwell steals this movie more than he has ever stolen a movie before.

I love these.

Ooo! A (vaguely) science-fictional action survival story… and it’s about a girl? Woo-hoo!