
Cinema du Sanity: the Harry Potter-ization of Hollywood issue
Mortal Instruments: City of Bones — we still have no idea what it’s about either, except some more damn teenagers who can do magic, apparently.

Mortal Instruments: City of Bones — we still have no idea what it’s about either, except some more damn teenagers who can do magic, apparently.

Of course you’ve already seen the David Tennant episode in which soon-to-be-Twelfth-Doctor Peter Capaldi appears as a Roman gentleman…

A single woman of increasing age must be in want of a husband above all else.

I figure this is the tale of the mutant superpowered dessert created by a mad scientist with a sweet tooth.

This is what comic-book movies look like when they’re not blown up into $200 million monstrosities: friendly and eldritch and kinda cosy even in the middle of outrageous escapades. (new DVD US)

In case there was any doubt that the fine folk of Google are enormous dorks…

I love stories like this, about people caught up in the sweep of history.

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Like a Comic-Con cosplay event gone horribly wrong, this poor excuse for an action comedy has nothing to say beyond a few expletives and nothing to offer but a shocking lack of appreciation for its own awful irony.

Basically, girls are strange and mysterious and it’s just too hard to tell stories about them. Also: cooties. Wah!