
Austenland trailer: this is the movie Sony Pictures Classics doesn’t want men to see
A single woman of increasing age must be in want of a husband above all else.

A single woman of increasing age must be in want of a husband above all else.

I figure this is the tale of the mutant superpowered dessert created by a mad scientist with a sweet tooth.

This is what comic-book movies look like when they’re not blown up into $200 million monstrosities: friendly and eldritch and kinda cosy even in the middle of outrageous escapades. (new DVD US)

In case there was any doubt that the fine folk of Google are enormous dorks…

I love stories like this, about people caught up in the sweep of history.

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Like a Comic-Con cosplay event gone horribly wrong, this poor excuse for an action comedy has nothing to say beyond a few expletives and nothing to offer but a shocking lack of appreciation for its own awful irony.

Basically, girls are strange and mysterious and it’s just too hard to tell stories about them. Also: cooties. Wah!

Look, you all know what a big fan of the Doctor I am, but this freaks me out, and not in a good way…

Let us tell sad stories of the death of kings. And let the kings be played by the hottest guys in the land.