
In Your Eyes review: the light, the heat…
Joss Whedon wrote and produced a sweet little supernatural romance for your geeky pleasure, and you don’t even have to pirate it: he released it instantly on Vimeo.

Joss Whedon wrote and produced a sweet little supernatural romance for your geeky pleasure, and you don’t even have to pirate it: he released it instantly on Vimeo.
It seems I’m not giving away enough of my time and effort…

Cage finally gets away from his shouty, cartoony madmen, but it’s hard to shake the sense that this was laboriously constructed around him as a showcase.

…with this multi-spray-painted Christmas tree on guard.

From rude manners to someone who has been hospitable to rape and cannibalism: there is no crime that the fine people of Westeros will not commit with glee.

“Is this the way to the secret pumping station?”

The neo-luddite attitude is bad, but this commits a far worse sin: it’s dull. If only it worked as a schlocky pile of pulp nonsense, that’d be something…

Suffers badly by comparison with the cogent, witty Avengers flicks. This feels like a campy Saturday-morning cartoon left over from the 1970s.

Oh, not a real monkey. Or a real chicken, either. Sorry.

We say things like, “Oh, I’d watch that guy read the phone book,” and this is almost that. Except it really is absolutely riveting, and that’s no joke.