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Month: May 2016

London photo: this way to the Turkish baths

Mon, May 30, 2016
1 comment

Outside a modern sandwich shop, leftover signage for a place where people once hung out.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows movie review: shell schlock

Mon, May 30, 2016
87 comments

Leaden and witless, though it obviously believes there is humor in its loud, chaotic juvenility. It would be an insult to cartoons to call this cartoonish.

| 87 Comments

Gods of Egypt movie review: those whom the gods wish to punish, they force to watch this movie

Sat, May 28, 2016
12 comments

Hilariously, casting white Westerners as mortals and deities of the ancient Nile is the least offensive thing about this crime against goofball cinema.

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Star Trek Continues continues with E06: “Come Not Between the Dragons”

Sat, May 28, 2016
4 comments

This one features Farscape’s Gigi Edgley in a significant guest role, for that extra geek kick.

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London photos: the Queenhithe mosaic

Wed, May 25, 2016
13 comments

A newish (circa 2014) installation on the north bank of the Thames, on the what is apparently the only remaining Anglo Saxon dock on the planet.

| 13 Comments

Victoria movie review: no cutting to the chase here

Wed, May 25, 2016
12 comments

The two-hour-plus single-take gimmick disappears into the background as the implausibility and the flatness of the protagonist come to the unfortunate fore.

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London photo: civic pride in North London

Tue, May 24, 2016
2 comments

So, there’s at least one person who loves Wood Green…

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Alice Through the Looking Glass movie review: a mirror cracked

Tue, May 24, 2016
6 comments

Believes six impossible things — like implausible character motivations, or big emotions — because they’re in the script, without bothering to earn them.

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London photos: Turner’s Richmond

Fri, May 20, 2016
3 comments

The view hasn’t changed much in almost 200 years since it inspired the painter…

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Welcome to Happiness movie review: leave it in the closet

Fri, May 20, 2016
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Its self-conscious eccentricity is so banal that it feels like a parody of “the American indie.” Behold magic rocks and a Significant fortune cookie!

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