
London photo: this way to the Turkish baths
Outside a modern sandwich shop, leftover signage for a place where people once hung out.

Outside a modern sandwich shop, leftover signage for a place where people once hung out.

Leaden and witless, though it obviously believes there is humor in its loud, chaotic juvenility. It would be an insult to cartoons to call this cartoonish.

Hilariously, casting white Westerners as mortals and deities of the ancient Nile is the least offensive thing about this crime against goofball cinema.

This one features Farscape’s Gigi Edgley in a significant guest role, for that extra geek kick.

A newish (circa 2014) installation on the north bank of the Thames, on the what is apparently the only remaining Anglo Saxon dock on the planet.

The two-hour-plus single-take gimmick disappears into the background as the implausibility and the flatness of the protagonist come to the unfortunate fore.

So, there’s at least one person who loves Wood Green…

Believes six impossible things — like implausible character motivations, or big emotions — because they’re in the script, without bothering to earn them.

The view hasn’t changed much in almost 200 years since it inspired the painter…

Its self-conscious eccentricity is so banal that it feels like a parody of “the American indie.” Behold magic rocks and a Significant fortune cookie!