QOTD: What theme cruise would you host on a famous fictional or historical ship?

Star Trek The Next Generation

Theme cruises are all the rage, apparently: at Theme Cruise Finder you’ll discover cruises catering to astronomy lovers, crafters, lovers of music of all kinds, those who want to spend their time at sea talking politics, religion, or investing — that’s just scratching the surface.
What theme cruise would you host on a famous fictional ship?

Murder mystery cruise on the Enterprise? Birdwatching on the Beagle? What famous guest speakers or presenters (real or fictional) would you invite along?

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David N-T
David N-T
Fri, Mar 01, 2013 1:43pm

Titanic: register at your own peril.

Jonathan Roth
Fri, Mar 01, 2013 2:36pm

Raucous Bacchanalia on the Heart of Gold.

Jonathan Roth
reply to  Jonathan Roth
Fri, Mar 01, 2013 2:59pm

…or a very long lunch on the Starship Bistromath.

MisterAntrobus
MisterAntrobus
Fri, Mar 01, 2013 4:14pm

Carnival should start doing Lord of the Flies-themed cruises, so maybe it will just seem like part of the deal when they lose power and the hallways start filling up with raw sewage.

Kirk Edgar Aplin
Kirk Edgar Aplin
Fri, Mar 01, 2013 6:39pm

How about a BDSM convention on the HMS Bounty?
…Diamond cutter’s convention on RSM Titanic?
…illegal immigrant party on Nostromo?
…Windows Geeks Party on Discovery One? (HAL’s ship)

the possibilities go on and on.

(I wouldn’t mind going on the Heart of Gold Bacchanalia Cruise, if we could lock Marvin in a storage unit somewhere)

MisterAntrobus
MisterAntrobus
Fri, Mar 01, 2013 8:30pm

Maybe a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake baking competition on the Poseidon?

Stephanie C.
Stephanie C.
Sat, Mar 02, 2013 2:03am

a few years ago at a party we were actually discussing wanting to do a BDSM themed cruise on The Pacific Princess (aka The Love Boat). Not quite what you meant, but it amused us for 15 minutes.

the rook
the rook
Sat, Mar 02, 2013 3:09am

how about an english civil war themed cruise on the queen mary 2…

althea
althea
Sat, Mar 02, 2013 3:56pm

Some sort of WWII re-enactment that took place on an AIRCRAFT CARRIER.

Martin
Martin
Sat, Mar 02, 2013 9:38pm

Either ranch experience with the crew of Serenity or a heavy drinking weekend on Red Dwarf.

But a magical mystery tour on the Heart of Gold would be interesting…