if you could save only 10 films for humanity, what would they be?

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This week’s question was suggested by reader @potionstar:

If you could save only 10 films for humanity, what would they be?

I don’t know what the scenario is: Perhaps you’ve got 10 minutes to grab DVDs from your collection, or an hour to download 10 films, before the Vogon constructor fleet destroys Earth and you escape with Ford Prefect. So, what are the most essential films that would explain humanity to galactic civilization?

One of mine would definitely be the Marx Brothers’ A Night at the Opera, for it’s sheer insanity. I’d want the aliens to know that we weren’t all wars and genocide and destroying our environment.

You? (It’s okay if you don’t have 10. Even one or two is fine.)

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Stephanie C.
Stephanie C.
Mon, Jul 29, 2013 9:26am

The films I’d use to explain humanity to galactic civilization are vastly different from the films I would take to keep myself from the crushing despair of being part of maybe a handful of people to escape a dying earth.

The former list would be things like The Godfather, Citizen Kane, Casablanca, Vertigo, 2001,

My list grabbed for *me* would be have Spinal Tap, Grosse Pointe Blank. One of Eddie Izzard’s concert films. Dogma, If we can go by ‘it’s in IMDB’, I’d grab Queen Live at Wembley.

For both lists: The Princess Bride, Last Night (the good Canadian one), Star Wars, Lion in Winter, The King’s Speech, The Muppet Movie.

My lists apparently go to 11.

Bluejay
Bluejay
Mon, Jul 29, 2013 12:20pm

If I had to grab a DVD from my shelf to explain humanity to the rest of the universe — to describe our hopes and fears, our potential for tremendous progress or tremendous destruction, a little bit of our history, and what we’ve figured out about the universe so far — I’d go with my box set of Carl Sagan’s Cosmos. And to put humanity in the context of the physical world we live in, I’d throw in my box set of the BBC’s Planet Earth.

I’d leave the other slots open for people from eight or nine other cultures to suggest representative films that I probably haven’t heard of.

Stephanie C.
Stephanie C.
reply to  Bluejay
Mon, Jul 29, 2013 12:58pm

Hmm. I dunno. I mean, I’d load up on Ken Burns series and the Entire runs of The West Wing and Buffy if that were acceptable, but MAJ did ask about films. I was wary of even including a concert film ;-)

Bluejay
Bluejay
reply to  Stephanie C.
Mon, Jul 29, 2013 1:06pm

Fair point.

althea
althea
reply to  Stephanie C.
Mon, Jul 29, 2013 3:50pm

I am a Tom Petty fan. One night I stumbled upon a concert on NPR, thought I’d watch a little while and go to bed. It was far longer than I expected, and since I couldn’t tear my eyes away from it, I think very likely it would be on my list to keep me entertained for my escape from Earth. As to posterity – don’t know if the rest of humanity would benefit as much as I would.

Stephanie C.
Stephanie C.
reply to  althea
Mon, Jul 29, 2013 4:05pm

yeah; there are other bands that I would want their music, but I do love Queen, and @Wembley is a really prime example of the concert film type.

Jim Mann
Jim Mann
Mon, Jul 29, 2013 1:03pm

I live the Marx Brothers, though I’d probably go with Duck Soup rather than A Night at the Opera.

The list is a whole is hard, because first of all it depends upon what the base criteria are. Is just being a great film enough? How important is influence? How important is it to pick representatives of various styles, directors, periods, etc.?

That being said, almost any list I could come up with would include Seven Samurai. I’d also probably include Citizen Kane and 2001.

I’d want at least one noir film, probably the Maltese Falcon. Likewise, I’d want at least one screwball comedy, as they are an important part of film history (and besides, the best are still great fun to watch). I lean toward the Philadelphia Story, but any of several others would also work.

How about Chaplin (CIty Lights?)?

Hitchcock? (My favorite is North by Northwest.)

King Kong belongs on the list, both because it remains a very good film but also it was historically important. (If the latter is an important criteria, Gone With the Wind probably needs consideration, though I think it’s overrated.)

My own personal tastes would make me want to include several SF films — The Empire Strikes Back, Forbidden Planet, and Aliens, perhaps.

And I’m leaving a lot out.

Jim

amanohyo
amanohyo
Mon, Jul 29, 2013 2:01pm

The lists would be different for humanity vs. for myself.
Humanity:
Citizen Kane
Metropolis
Seven Samurai
Through a Glass Darkly
Annie Hall
Pandora’s Box
Scenes From a Marriage
The Sweet Hereafter
Tokyo Story
Groundhog Day
Myself:
The City of Lost Children
My Neighbor Totoro
The Wizard of Oz
Blade Runner
Dumbo
Leolo
Spirited Away
Aliens
Trainspotting
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Dr. Rocketscience
Dr. Rocketscience
Mon, Jul 29, 2013 3:44pm

an hour to download 10 films

HA HA! HAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa…
OK, sorry, what was the question?

Stephanie C.
Stephanie C.
reply to  Dr. Rocketscience
Mon, Jul 29, 2013 5:25pm

It took me 6.5 minutes to get Indie Game the movie down to my computer while also watching House of Cards on Netflix…

Dr. Rocketscience
Dr. Rocketscience
reply to  Stephanie C.
Mon, Jul 29, 2013 5:53pm

Great! Can I have your internet connection?

Stephanie C.
Stephanie C.
reply to  Dr. Rocketscience
Mon, Jul 29, 2013 6:07pm

anybody within about 50 yards of my house is free to hop on. :-)

MaryAnn Johanson
reply to  Dr. Rocketscience
Tue, Jul 30, 2013 12:11pm

I haven’t tried that precisely, but the Internet is *much* faster in the UK than it is in the US. Could be doable on the wifi I’m using.

Patrick
Patrick
Mon, Jul 29, 2013 4:48pm

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

If one absolutely needed a guide to building a new Earth from whatever smattering of surviving humans there would be, the philosophy of the two great ones should be its cornerstone: “Be Excellent To Each Other. Party On, Dudes!”

Danielm80
Danielm80
Mon, Jul 29, 2013 5:35pm

I’d include Beasts of the Southern Wild because–for me at least–it shows what it feels like to be a human being on this planet right now.

I’d include a couple of movies about what it’s like to be in love, maybe High Fidelity and Before Sunrise, along with Before Midnight as a reminder that relationships aren’t easy, and that people age, even in movies.

I’d include a couple of films with really beautiful images, like Moonrise Kingdom and Amelie, to show what we wanted the world to look like, even if we couldn’t always make it that way. I’d probably throw in a musical, too, like The Wizard of Oz.

I’d include Superman: The Movie to show that we wanted to be heroic.

And, obviously, I’d include The Princess Bride.

Kirk Aplin
Kirk Aplin
Mon, Jul 29, 2013 7:36pm

To Kill a Mockingbird (to illustrate the justice and fair play humans aspire to but rarely reach)

On The Beach (to illustrate how humans face oblivion – well and badly)

2001: A Space Odyssey (to illustrate our capacity for going beyond today)

Casablanca (to illustrate human capacity for love and sacrifice)

It’s a Wonderful Life (to illustrate the interconnectedness of humanity)

12 Angry Men (to illustrate the human capacity for reason)

Singin’ In The Rain (to illustrate human capacity for music, laughter and joy)

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (to illustrate the strength of even a single human who is in the right)

Arsenic and Old Lace (to illustrate the human capacity for silliness)

Gandhi (to illustrate the heights to which humanness can rise)

FormerlyKnownAsBill
FormerlyKnownAsBill
Mon, Jul 29, 2013 11:35pm

i gave myself 10 minutes to come up with a list (only making the slightest effort to produce a list representative of…anything; mostly just being greedy), and this was the result:

The Adventures of Prince Achmed
The Wizard of Oz
Seven Samurai
The Seventh Seal
The Time Machine (1960)
Apocalypse Now
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
My Dinner with Andre
Pulp Fiction
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

but now i’m kicking myself because i’m bouncing around the universe with no Monty Python and not one episode of The West Wing.

David N-T
David N-T
Tue, Jul 30, 2013 2:28pm

Seven Samurai: Pure 100% fun mixed with human tragedy and heroic self-sacrifice and standing up against all odds in a battle that cannot possibly bring glory and riches to the samurai. Lots of depth to boot.

Hearts and Minds: Brings to life Hannah Arendt’s concept of banality of evil.

The Corporation: Given that it’s today’s dominant institution, I think that it’s vital to understand it.

Ikiru: Perhaps the most inspirational film I’ve ever seen.

Blazing Saddles: Rarely seen a film that manages to fuse condemnation of racism with real humour, and with just an “aw shucks” sense of fun in it.

Hara Kiri: A deeply humanist films about the difference between true morality and its meare appearance, and how social codes can be subverted to oppress.

Dr Strangelove: A scathing critique of cold war paranoia and its insane logic.

Aliens: Great action, great suspense, kickass strong female lead.

Jackass: I’m not a fan of the films or TV series, but it is nevertheless a relevant cultural development. Hell, in a post-apocalyptic world, maybe it could provide useful clues as to what went wrong.

KingNewbs
KingNewbs
Tue, Jul 30, 2013 5:09pm

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

And, uh… maybe Danny Boyle’s Sunshine?

singlestick
singlestick
Tue, Jul 30, 2013 8:00pm

Hmmm. 10 Films. OK,

City Lights,

Metropolis,

Trouble in Paradise,
Do the Right Thing,

Children of Paradise,

2001: A Space Odyssey,
Bambi,

The 39 Steps,
Star Wars,

Schindler’s List

MarkyD
Tue, Jul 30, 2013 8:16pm

Hmmm…Which 10 Adam Sandler movies do I pick?



Only if I wanted to show how insanely stupid humanity could be.

I love the hell out of movies, but I really cant come up with a “best movies for humanity” list. Certainly not one any better than those already posted.
Heck, I have a hard time coming up with a list of 10 movies to save for me. Personally, I’d rather have 10 new movies I’ve never seen before. I rarely watch a movie more than once, anyway.

Hank Graham
Hank Graham
Wed, Jul 31, 2013 6:47am

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre–because we continually make our own problems in the universe, and this is the one that distills that story to its essence.
Chinatown–because we have a remarkable capacity for casual corruption, and for going along with things we know we shouldn’t.
Duck Soup–because you have to have one Marx Brothers film.
The Godfather–because it’s one of the clearest evocations of how humanity deals with power.
2001–because you have to have one Kubrick film.
The Thief of Bagdad–because our dreams need to be acknowledged, too.
Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind–because you have to have one Miyazaki film.
All Quiet on the Western Front–because we keep going off to wars for reasons we don’t understand ourselves, and no one has ever dealt with it as well as this film from 1930, let alone any better.
The General–because you have to have one Keaton film.
Lawrence of Arabia–because. Just because.

If I had an honorable mention list, it would stretch to hundreds.

So, MAJ, are you going to give a list?

MPC
MPC
Wed, Jul 31, 2013 2:35pm

The Lion in Winter
Children of Paradise
Adventures of Robin Hood
Spirited Away
Arriety
Before Sunrise
Blade Runner
Midnight in Paris
The Wizard of Oz
House (Hausu)*

* = Just to show how bonkers cinema can get.

singlestick
singlestick
Wed, Jul 31, 2013 5:56pm

Just for grins, an Essential 10 all featuring films of Daniel Day Lewis.

My Beautiful Laundrette

The Unbearable Lightness of Being

My Left Foot

The Last of the Mohicans

The Age of Innocence

In the Name of the Father

The Boxer

Gangs of New York

There Will Be Blood

Lincoln

Mike Long
Mike Long
Thu, Aug 01, 2013 2:36am

Spirit of the Beehive
Tokyo Story
Christmas in July
Do the Right Thing
What Time is it There?
Last Life in the Universe
Greed
City Lights
Where is the Friend’s House?
Children of Paradise

RWG
RWG
Thu, Aug 01, 2013 7:29am

Back to the Future
Star Trek : Wraith of Khan
Rocky
Pinocchio
King Kong
Slumdog Millionaire
City of God
Enter the Dragon
Hidden Fortress
This is kinda cheating but a bundle of short Clips from Loony Tunes

Tonio Kruger
Tonio Kruger
Sat, Aug 03, 2013 6:49pm

The choice is obvious. There is only one film that comes to mind that embodies the very essence of the human condition and that film — and that film alone — deserves to be saved. I am referring of course to that classic motion picture: Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure

Tonio Kruger
Tonio Kruger
Sat, Aug 03, 2013 6:53pm

On a more serious note:

I would also like to see the following saved:

Modern Times
Brazil
Animal Crackers
The Shop Around the Corner
Gold Diggers of 1933
Shall We Dance (1937)
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Iron Giant
Fantasia