I’m off to a couple of press screenings this morning at the Tribeca Film Festival, but when I get back early this afternoon, I’m gonna tell ya exactly how awful Nicolas Cage’s new movie Next is. Stay tuned…
(Consider this an open thread, if you like, for all the terrible movies opening today.)



















I don’t know about movies opening, but I did just discover that they’re making another direct-to-video sequel to The Sandlot. What the hell? They made a wonderful movie in 1993 that went beyond the usual kids’ movie formulas, and then two years ago they made a pointless retread. Now they’re doing another sequel, only they’re throwing in a body-switch plot and an evil corporate villain. No! Go away!