the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Alive? Is Michael Jackson Really Dead’

Sometimes it’s a chore trying to pick which of several likely candidates is the oh-no-est DVD of the week. And sometimes they send you an engraved invitation requesting the pleasure of your ridicule:

Just like with Elvis and other superstars such as Jim Morrison and Tupac Shakur, the fantasy that somehow someway they faked their death leaves them forever alive in the minds of millions. But with Michael Jackson, could he have possibly upped the ante and really faked his death just to shock the world and truly have the BIGGEST COMEBACK IN WORLD HISTORY?

“Alive! Is Michael Jackson Really Dead?” is a see it to believe it documentary produced by independent journalist Pearl Jr. who covered Michael Joe Jackson’s 2005 child molestation trial. Pearl Jr. along with her partner, Cecil Holmes of Elbow Grease Productions, released the first documentary film that detailed the FACTS of that case. Now she has diligently investigated the possibility that Michael Jackson played a death hoax on the world by planning, executing and convincing the world that he has died in a most ridiculous manner—at the hands of an incompetent cardiologist who allegedly over-administered the anesthetic propofol in Michael’s home and didn’t know CPR to resuscitate him.

One must be prepared and open-minded for this most fascinating documentary that dives into the FACTS surrounding the missing Michael Jackson. The last photo of Michael in the ambulance will be proven to be faked, and is the ONLY photo evidence of Jackson in distress. Over a year after MJ’s “death”, there is no name on his grave, the preliminary hearing never confirmed the body in question was in FACT that of Michael Joe Jackson’s, and a note confirmed to be written and released by the King of Pop in May 2009 stating, “See You In July 2011” confirms this possibility is REAL.

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This see it for yourself documentary is something one must see to believe. After all, the main reason for any disagreement is because someone doesn’t know what the other knows. The Michael Jackson “beLIEvers” are vast, worldwide and thought to be crazy, but after seeing all the information presented in “Alive! Is Michael Jackson Really Dead?” people will completely understand why hoards of MJ fans believe that Michael Joe Jackson isn’t dead, but planned the biggest ComeBack in world history.

All emphasis in the original press release, which you may chortle over in full here.

Also not to be missed: the gloriously insane MichaelJacksonPseudocide.com and MichaelJacksonInsider.com, both from independent journalist Pearl Jr., who is blowing the lid off this story, I tell ya.