
Argylle movie review: just *argh*
A vacuous multitentacled exercise in pop-culture marketing, and a crass, confused, charmless showcase for Matthew Vaughn’s goes-to-11 hyperactive “style” of unconvincing CGI and frenetic fight scenes.

A vacuous multitentacled exercise in pop-culture marketing, and a crass, confused, charmless showcase for Matthew Vaughn’s goes-to-11 hyperactive “style” of unconvincing CGI and frenetic fight scenes.

And would you actually wear it?

2007’s The Bucket List is on Prime on both sides of the Atlantic (and other services, too).

2013’s The Secret Life of Walter Mitty is on Prime in the US, Disney+ in the UK.

Mine is a dark earworm about actors and the characters they (sometimes) portray that I know is absurd, and I can’t not hear it.

2014’s Wild is on Direct TV in the US, Disney+ in the UK (and other services as well).

2006’s The Pursuit of Happyness is on Peacock in the US, Prime in the UK (and other services, too).

Oppenheimer takes eight awards, Barbie four…

Punching down is totally uncalled for, but I do think there is value in talking about movie worsts, if they focus on the excesses of the big-budget movie machine.
There are only a few films on it so far, but the year is young…