Barnyard (review)

I simply cannot get past the male-cows-with-udders thing. It’s weird. Not a good weird, the kind of weird you want outta yer typical wacky animated movie. It’s an uncomfortable weird.

Alice in Wonderland (review)

It’s like being at the world’s (unintentionally) scariest ever tea party… or maybe the funniest.

Miami Vice (review)

Forget the pastels and glamour of Mann’s 80s TV show — this is a complete reimagining that is resolutely of the moment, that doesn’t deign to a single winking nod to the past.