cinemastrology: cinemascopes for the week of 05.25-05.31
Either this is all a pile of bull dinky, or the secret forecaster writing the cinemascopes is having a really bad week…
An Inconvenient Truth documentary review: Category 5 storm warning
Forget everything you knew about the old, stiff, wonky Al Gore. The man is on fire. Oh, and so is our planet.
new on DVD: ‘Transamerica’ with a mysterious cover…
What the hell is up with the pretty blond on the ‘Transamerica’ DVD?
The Proposition (review)
The first zombie Western. Oh, and it’s Australian. So: the first Australian zombie Western.
weekend box office: the passion of the ‘Code’?
Prepare for yet another backlash against critics.
See No Evil (review)
It’s the unholy spawn of Saw, which was in turn only the semisacred spawn of Se7en. This is what the endless rounds of imitation and outright theft do to a supposedly creative industry: result in blurry, smudged third-generation photocopies that can’t even distinguish themselves through attempts at pornographic excess. A gang of thoroughly unlikable idiots … more…
Over the Hedge (review)
Best. Bruce Willis performance. Ever. Swear to god. Or Bruno.
The Da Vinci Code (review)
It’s ‘Comparative Mythology for Dummies’ done up Hollywood style, except there’s no smooching.
cinemastrology: cinemascopes for the week of 05.18-05.24
Advice from the distant past, from a madman: this is what Hollywood runs on.
did Britney Spears give up Kabbalah for cinemastrology? signs point to yes!
Cinemastrology ensnares another nitwit.
