weekend box office: ‘Ice’ twice as nice, ‘Benchwarmers’ pretty warm
The Scrat continues to dominate the box office; keeping ‘Benchwarmers’ from critics doesn’t hurt…
The Benchwarmers (review)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Phat Girlz (review)
I am allowed to say this, because I’ve been on both sides of the fat-girl fence: ‘Phat Girlz,’ shut the fuck up.
Phat Girlz, Benchwarmers: not screened for critics
To paraphrase Zaphod Beeblebrox, if the studios don’t want me to see these movies that bad, then I want to see them ever worse.
Take the Lead (review)
Ohmigod, Antonio Ban-DAIIIIR-es!
Adam & Steve (review)
Goodie: it’s the first grossout gay romantic comedy.
The Young Riders: Season 1 (review)
A delightful, if innocuous, family-friendly show about friendship, tolerance, hard work, and sweet romance…
cinemastrology: cinemascopes for the week of 04.06-04.12
Cinemastrology’s guidance for the coming week. Be very afraid.
cinemastrology controls the lives of Sharon Stone and Matthew McConaughey?
When celebs act out, cinemastrology is there.
The Andy Milonakis Show: The Complete First Season (review)
It’s almost as if Milonakis is suffering from some particularly perverse form of self-inflicted pedophilia and is inviting us to gawp at him as his disease folds in on itself.
