cinemastrology accounts for Phil Spector’s hair and Jessica Simpson’s babylust
How else to explain Spector and Simpson?
time to launch my own vendetta
Another plagiarist steals my writing! What the hell is it about me, anyway?
Johansson tops sexy list
Seriously, these people need to learn how to spell my name correctly…
new on DVD: gorillas and geishas and gangstas, oh my
King Kong, Memoirs of a Geisha, Get Rich or Die Tryin’, Stay, Sound of Thunder, Triangle, DVD, new releases
weekend box office: ‘Inside Man’ steals the limelight from ‘Vendetta’
Clive and Denzel beat up Hugo and Natalie…
Ben Domenech and me: fun fun fun
The Washington Post’s discredited right-wing blogger stole from me, the wanker…
off to I-Con
I’m off to I-Con for the weekend, and I’m still too in love with last week’s boyfriend to be thinking about a new one, so I ain’t introducin’ no new boyrfriend today. Maybe next week. Maybe not. Maybe it depends on how many times I see V for Vendetta again next week…
Inside Man (review)
I never wanna have to say something like this, particularly about a movie featuring such delicious specimens of manliness as both Clive Owen and Denzel Washington, but ‘Inside Man’ is a lousy lay.
The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things (review)
As a horror film, this has a sucker-punch power more potent that what most movies specifically designed as “horror” can muster.
cinemastrology: cinemascopes for the week of 03.23-03.29
Is this all a joke? I’m not so sure anymore…
