
Planes review: crash commercialism
“Good” for nothing but the electronic babysitting of toddlers and fomenting consumer desire in impressionable children for the new line of made-in-China Dusty Crophopper extruded plastic. (new DVD/VOD US/Can)

“Good” for nothing but the electronic babysitting of toddlers and fomenting consumer desire in impressionable children for the new line of made-in-China Dusty Crophopper extruded plastic. (new DVD/VOD US/Can)

Spectacularly mediocre fantasy junk food, perfectly inoffensive for youngsters but too featherweight for adult genre fans.

Anchor Bay has responded with a fairly lame apology.

Evidence: a Radio Times letter, a fanzine article, and being a pain in the ass to the poor kid who ran the Official Doctor Who Fan Club.

The whole damn movie appears to be here in the trailer. So now you don’t need to see it.

Another architectural model…

By turns hilarious, absurd, offensive, and insulting, this is all rote action that will pique your interest only when it is being completely ridiculous.

Meanspirited where it’s meant to be funny. Misogynist crap is still misogynist crap when it stars women.

Oh, this is torture. More! Now!

My picks: Saoirse Ronan and Daniel Radcliffe…