‘The Hobbit’ drains the hotness from its hot dwarves
Dammit! I knew this was gonna happen! They buried the beauty of Richard Armitage under makeup…
blue popcorn at ‘The Smurfs’
I saw The Smurfs this morning. I’m smurfed if I say anything about it yet…
celeb news of the week: Tilda Swinton didn’t know about Oscars
Oh, God, she’s too adorable for words. Or too totally full of shit.
press release of the week: “Digital movie delivery is a deceit,” says Facets
Gotta love it. While everyone is talking about streaming, Facets is proudly old-school…
Bedknobs and Broomsticks (fanmade retro trailer)
I bet Angela Lanbury’s witch was a Hogwarts graduate…
I fooled the universe tonight (aka expecto transitus!)
You know how it is: You’re waiting and waiting and waiting for the bus that never comes, and so you finally resolve to jump in a taxi… and just as you’re getting in, the bus you stood around for 20 minutes for pulls up behind you.
London photo of the day: skateboard graveyard
A skateboard graveyard off the Golden Jubilee predestrian bridges over the Thames, near the Royal Festival Hall.
Saturday cute: Giger Alien wedding cake
I’d be afraid to cut into it, for it surely has acid for filling.
the cruelest comment ever posted on the Internet
I know, I know: There’s been a lot of mean, heartless shit posted by trolls and assholes on the Web, but I really do think we have a winner here…
question of the weekend: What would be the equivalent of L.A.’s Carmageddon where you live?
It’s Carmageddon in Los Angeles this weekend, as a long stretch of a major highway in the perhaps the most car-crazy city in the U.S. — if not the world — is closed for some heavy-duty construction work…
