Saturday cute: ‘Law and Order: SVU’ valentines
Because nothing says “I love you” like a greeting from the tough-as-nails NYPD squad that hunts down sex offenders…
Friday night fortune cookie: H.I. McDunnough says…
“There’s what’s right and there’s what’s right and never the twain shall meet.”
cinematic roots of: ‘Justin Bieber: Never Say Never’
In Justin Bieber: Never Say Never, the reincarnation of an ancient demigod of music casts a spell over entire nations, and promises to bring peace to the planet, if only all those teenage girls would stop rioting. This flick sprang from (among other films)…
deep thought (re things that may once have looked cool onscreen but no longer do)
I am very very very tired of the “heroic badass slo-mo walk away from explosion.” Time to invent a new cliché, hack directors. Thank you.
question of the day: Has a movie ever changed your life?
It’s a question that’s simple to ask, but difficult to answer…
trailer break: ‘Jane Eyre’
Hey, here’s an idea: What if Mr. Rochester were a vampire? It might make a mopey tragic Victorian novel gone cinematic (again) appeal more to the kids.
watch it: “LOST re-enacted by Cats in 1 minute.”
I’m still mad about the end of Lost, but this makes me feel a little better.
‘Doctor Who’ thing of the day: everything you need to know about ‘Doctor Who’ in one infographic
Illustrator Bob Canada has created a beautiful infographic that spells out all the basics about the Doctor(s) and his life and adventures. His caricatures of the Doctors are gorgeous…
Gnomeo & Juliet (review)
It’s garden gnomes… in love… even though they’re supposed to hate each other! It’s funny cuz they’re plaster lawn decorations and say things like “Let’s kick some grass!” and have a plastic pink flamingo pal with a funny generic South American accent who gives them wise advice about romance.
A Little Bit of Heaven (review)
I had no idea colon cancer was so much fun! You get to lose weight… without even trying! You get to giggle your way through your first exam with your doctor: mostly cuz you’re ticklish, but also, he’s just really really cute, with a foreign accent and everything! It is so fantastic to be dying! Call it the Ass Cancer Life Plan. Every modern girl needs it.
