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female gazing at: Bill Hader

Wed, Dec 03, 2014
8 comments

I only just realized how attractive Bill Hader is. His usual goofiness threw me off.

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female gazing at: Riz Ahmed

Wed, Nov 05, 2014
1 comment

Riz Ahmed had been my secret boyfriend for a while, but now he’s in Nightcrawler, so the secret is out.

| 1 Comment

female gazing at: Scoot McNairy

Wed, Aug 27, 2014
2 comments

I’m almost loathe to share Scoot McNairy, cuz he’s been my secret boyfriend since Monsters and I kinda don’t want all your lascivious eyes all over him.

| 2 Comments

female gazing at: Joseph Gordon-Levitt (again)

Wed, Aug 20, 2014
1 comment

In honor of him being one of the few very good things about Sin City: A Dame to Kill For…

| 1 Comment

female gazing at: Frank Grillo

Wed, Aug 06, 2014
5 comments

One unexpected side effect of The Purge: Anarchy: It made me realize how hot Frank Grillo is.

| 5 Comments

female gazing at: Jason Clarke

Wed, Jul 23, 2014
1 comment

In honor of his highest profile role yet in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, let us gaze upon the ruggedly handsome Jason Clarke.

| 1 Comment

female gazing at: James Garner (in memoriam)

Mon, Jul 21, 2014
4 comments

A very handsome man…

| 4 Comments

female gazing at: Ben Daniels

Wed, Jul 09, 2014
3 comments

Because the tall blond ones are always my favorites.

| 3 Comments

female gazing at: Jon Stewart

Wed, Jul 02, 2014
6 comments

Cuz smart and funny is always hot. But Stewart is pretty much just plain hot-hot, too.

| 6 Comments

remedying Michael Bay’s failure to adequately ogle Mark Wahlberg in Transformers

Mon, Jun 30, 2014
7 comments

Stupid sexist Michael Bay.

| 7 Comments
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