the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Princess and the Pony’
I’m gonna get a pony for my birthday!
dvd/vod/streaming
retro trailer: ‘Waterloo Bridge’
A London movie for my first weekend in London. Perhaps I’ll meet a Robert Taylor during my stroll along the Embankment today…
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Desiring God: Finding Complete Satisfaction and Joy in God’
Or, How to Have Hot Passionate Sex With Your Imaginary Friend…
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘The Narnia Code’
It doesn’t explain why the books appeal to readers beyond those with a scholarly interest in medieval symbolism. But hey! If ordinary moviegoers and readers can be fooled into thinking this is gonna be like The DaVinci Code but more Jesus-y, who are we to quibble?
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Monster Mutt’
For monster mutts lasting longer than four hours, consult a physician immediately…
retro trailer: ‘Holiday Inn’
Of course, one of the holidays is New Year’s Eve…
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘The Killer Robots and the Battle for the Cosmic Potato’
It’s enjoyable. They assure us of this, so it must be true.
to give or to keep: Roger Corman’s Cult Classics DVDs
You know who Roger Corman is. He made a slew of cheapo exploitation flicks in the era before inexpensive camcorders and online DVD sales made that somewhat less impossible than it is today. He virtually invented the American independent cinema scene.
the oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Stonehenge Apocalypse’
If you were derelict enough in your cheesy-movie duties to have missed this masterpiece of awful when it aired on Syfy in June, now you have you chance to rectify this deplorable oversight.
to give or to keep: Gamera DVDs
You remember Gamera — you saw him once in a while on MST3K. He’s the cheap knockoff Godzilla, a giant nukular mutantized prehistoric turtle who started out, in the early 1960s, as a monster who destroys cities but rapidly morphed into a defender of Japan and a friend to children.
