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What? You say this looks an awful lot like Fast & Furious? Shame on you! Hollywood doesn’t cheat! Hollywood doesn’t rip off! My goodness, how suspicious-minded you are! A high speed chase on the freeways of Los Angeles reveals a turf war between two competing car theft rings. Lieutenant Baynes (Steven Bauer) decides to send … more…
Take a look back at an old trailer… It’s refreshing to see a trailer admit it right up front: this is a movie about sex and violence. I bet James Cameron’s Avatar won’t combine live action and animation with the same goofy panache as this flick did. Who Framed Roger Rabbit is available on DVD … more…
We know how it is: You’d like to go to the movies this weekend, but you’re in the Nazi-killing business, and business is booming. But you can have a multiplex-like experience at home with a collection of the right DVDs. And when someone asks you on Monday, “Hey, did you see Inglourious Basterds this weekend?” … more…
You know what, guys? All girls crave sex. We just don’t crave it with you. Every man wants a GIRL WHO CRAVES SEX! That’s right, girls that want us just as much as we want them! In this collection, we’ve hand-picked the sexiest, most seductive, sex-craved college coeds we could find! You’re in for a … more…
Take a look back at an old trailer… He slaps women around, and he likes to play with atom-bomb stuff. He’s the world’s greatest scientist! See what science does to people? He robs banks! He steals confidential nuclear material. But it’s okay, cuz, he only doing it under duress! He was the nation’s most daring … more…
We know how it is: You’d like to go to the movies this weekend, but you’re worried that you won’t be able to find a humans-only multiplex now that the aliens have arrived and are swarming all over like they own the place. But you can have a multiplex-like experience at home with a collection … more…
I can’t believe I missed this one when it was released in Region 1 back in May. Hard to imagine there could have been something that looked worse that week: When two enormous prehistoric creatures contend for supremacy of the sea, the California coast becomes the setting for a showdown that’s been centuries in the … more…
Take a look back at an old trailer… (Didn’t have time to post one of these yesterday, so here ya go now, in honor of John Hughes.) Maybe it’s just that I’m old now, but today’s movies for teens about teens just don’t feel the same. The Breakfast Club is available on DVD in Region … more…
We know how it is: You’d like to go to the movies this weekend, but you’re too busy cooking your way through Julia Child’s magnum opus and blogging about it to get out of the house. But you can have a multiplex-like experience at home with a collection of the right DVDs. And when someone … more…
I bet there’s blatant naked cocks all over this one. I’m so tired of seeing the male body exploited like this. Our cameras caught up with the freshest young meat on campus to see what really goes on in college dorm rooms. From shy, bookish boys to rowdy frat guys, these hot young hunks are … more…
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