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easter eggs

while I binge-watch Game of Thrones S3 today, please enjoy this GoT opening credits sequence as if it were a 1970s sitcom

Sat, Apr 05, 2014
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These are the wages of procrastination: Season 4 of Game of Thrones starts tomorrow, and I haven’t seen Season 3 yet.

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BaneCat: now is the time to laugh

Thu, Apr 03, 2014
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The Internet mixes cat videos and supervillains, and the result is glorious.

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does spaghetti grow on trees? check out this classic BBC News report

Tue, Apr 01, 2014
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Apparently this fooled a lot of viewers, and some people consider this the best April Fools joke ever.

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Hugh Jackman sings Les Mis’s “Who Am I” as Wolverine

Sat, Mar 29, 2014
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You’re welcome.

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the only videogame movie I want to see from now on is one by Werner Herzog

Fri, Mar 14, 2014
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I look forward to enjoying Contemplating the Void in my local arthouse and on demand in 2016.

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Homer Simpson reveals the truth about the famous Oscars selfie

Wed, Mar 05, 2014
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That bastard Bradley Cooper. He had us all fooled with his Mr. Nice Guy routine. No more.

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a humorous song about how Hollywood hates women

Fri, Feb 28, 2014
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”If you have to have a girl in there / She should be smoking hot / But not affect the plot”…

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if legit DVDs used quotes like this, I’d get quoted more often

Thu, Feb 27, 2014
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That’s a Chinese bootleg, apparently.

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behold the power of movies to bring down dictators

Thu, Feb 20, 2014
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There’s no such thing as “just a movie.”

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“the New Zealand Prime Minister publicly denies being a lizard person”

Sun, Feb 16, 2014
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Exactly what you’d expect a lizard person to say.

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