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12 Strong movie review: America enters the “graveyard of empires”

Fri, Jan 26, 2018
5 comments

Tense but never sensationalized action adventure about the first post–9/11 US foray into Afghanistan, an extraordinary culture clash and mashup of medieval and modern technologies.

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Maze Runner: The Death Cure movie review: cute boys at the end of the world

Wed, Jan 24, 2018
7 comments

The Auto-Tuned boy-band version of the apocalypse. You will forgive that every plot point that isn’t a cliché is in fact a plot hole because the hero is so dreamy and impossibly perfect, right?

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Attraction (Prityazhenie) movie review: when ET is dreamy

Fri, Jan 19, 2018
1 comment

It has a spectacular opening sequence, and features a few minor tweaks to alien-invasion tropes. But the teen romance at its center reduces this to a very inconsequential first contact.

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The Commuter movie review: on the wrong track

Mon, Jan 15, 2018
11 comments

A lazy, insulting xerox of better movies about Liam Neeson growling into cell phones at enigmatic villains. Devoid of tension and mystery, and rife with plotholes that derail the trip.

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Bright movie review: every little thing it does is the opposite of magic

Fri, Dec 22, 2017
142 comments

Trolls the viewer and condescends to genre fans. A smirking, tone-deaf parable about racism that is itself racist, including about its made-up orcs and elves.

| 142 Comments

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle movie review: jungle feeble

Tue, Dec 19, 2017
12 comments

Culturally clueless cinematic vomit, a cynical undertaking embracing the most diminishing clichés it can apply to its characters. Low stakes, and low humor.

| 12 Comments

Star Wars: The Last Jedi movie review: a great disturbance in the Force

Mon, Dec 18, 2017
241 comments

Upends expectations, demythologizes the mythos, and takes an iconic series in a bold new direction with a story full of humor, courage, and dazzling imagery.

| 241 Comments

Ferdinand movie review: no bull, it’s wonderful

Mon, Dec 11, 2017
5 comments

Goofy, charming, faithful to its sweet source material, and all while advancing the standard “Be yourself” message with fresh challenges to gender expectations.

| 5 Comments

Justice League movie review: grab ’em by the fanboy

Fri, Nov 17, 2017
76 comments

The cinematic equivalent of Trump and Brexit as awfulness brought upon ourselves. Incoherent and cheap-looking. There are no heroes, and everything is broken.

| 76 Comments

Only the Brave movie review: the men who tame wildfires

Tue, Nov 14, 2017
4 comments

Familiar in its overall storytelling arcs about risktaking and redemption, but also a sincere tribute to our new firefighting heroes for a warmer planet.

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