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Overdrive movie review: dumb and dubious

Tue, Aug 15, 2017
12 comments

More plot holes than plot, this overly convoluted, deeply stupid Fast and Furious wannabe is crammed with clichés and memorable only when it’s laughable.

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Hounds of Love movie review: serial-killer porn

Thu, Jul 27, 2017
1 comment

Lurid, pointless thriller teases us with a teenaged girl’s sexual and mortal peril, creating awful suspense around her abuse. Her terror is your titillation.

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Baby Driver movie review: common car-nage

Tue, Jul 04, 2017
87 comments

Edgar Wright used to send up cinematic clichés with gusto and with huge humor. Here he just embraces them — and his sullen, unengaging hero — unironically.

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The House movie review: burn it down

Mon, Jul 03, 2017
1 comment

The hint of a seed of a bitter satire is buried under inept, momentum-free comedy. They should have developed the script’s rough first draft instead of shooting it.

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Baywatch movie review: sun’s out, dumb’s out

Fri, May 26, 2017
25 comments

A beach-slap to anyone with a brain. Embodies everything that is wrong with Hollywood today. It is proudly dumb. It is proudly sexist. It is proudly pointless.

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King Arthur: Legend of the Sword movie review: well I didn’t vote for him

Mon, May 22, 2017
13 comments

Derivative, rote, devoid of heart and hope. Guy Ritchie has found no reason to retell Arthur’s story, or to render a mythic hero as a self-serving thug.

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Whisky Galore! movie review: leave it in the bottle

Fri, May 12, 2017
6 comments

The cast is charming, but this listless and mysteriously unfunny cover of the 1949 Ealing comedy doesn’t seem to have bothered to look for a good reason to exist.

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Unlocked movie review: the spy who broke the female mold

Fri, May 05, 2017
1 comment

There’s stuff in this spy thriller that’s fresh, and lots that’s familiar, but Noomi Rapace using her brains and brawn to fight bad guys is a genuine thrill.

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Mindhorn movie review: fame and fatuity

Fri, May 05, 2017
8 comments

A wonderfully silly sendup of fandom and nostalgia… and an absolutely hilarious smackdown of actorly pomposity and delusions of celebrity grandeur.

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Free Fire movie review: guns a-boring

Mon, Apr 17, 2017
3 comments

A 90-minute shootout that never makes us care who lives and who dies. In attempting to send up a cinematic cliché, this only becomes a tedious example of same.

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