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Sabotage movie review: DEAd end gang

Wed, May 07, 2014
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Feels like a cheap action flick and plays like an unintentional call to end drugs prohibition and the idiotic war between cartels and law enforcement.

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Whitewash movie review: snowed under by destiny

Sun, May 04, 2014
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It’s nowhere near as blackly funny as it wants to be, but Thomas Haden Church is strangely compelling as a man befuddled by the vagaries of fate.

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Plastic review: movie declined

Fri, May 02, 2014
9 comments

Preposterous and charmless, this heist flick purports to be based on a true story and hopes to invoke a Robin Hood vibe, but I’m not buying any of it.

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Blue Ruin movie review: what fresh hell is this

Thu, May 01, 2014
18 comments

A riveting Southern gothic revenge thriller that seems to be over in the first 20 minutes, and then finds horrific new places to take you.

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Brick Mansions review: bombs away

Thu, May 01, 2014
4 comments

This absurd and pointlessly convoluted remake of a decade-old French action flick feels dated and out of step in more ways than one.

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The Love Punch review: below the belt

Fri, Apr 25, 2014
1 comment

The jokes are as creaky as the aching bunions and bad backs onscreen, but Emma Thompson and Pierce Brosnan are incandescent together.

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2 review: black and white and web all over

Fri, Apr 18, 2014
131 comments

Suffers badly by comparison with the cogent, witty Avengers flicks. This feels like a campy Saturday-morning cartoon left over from the 1970s.

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Night Moves movie review (Birds Eye View Film Festival)

Tue, Apr 15, 2014
9 comments

Kelly Reichardt cements her reputation as one of the most provocative American indie filmmakers with this quiet, tense thriller of morality and motive.

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Under the Skin movie review: sex as a weapon

Wed, Apr 09, 2014
180 comments

Scarlett Johansson is an alien serial killer who sexes men to death in a misogynist fanboy wet dream that also fails to satisfy as science fiction.

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Locker 13 review: no fresh hell

Thu, Mar 27, 2014
2 comments

Nothing here is terribly haunting, but at least someone is trying to make something like a horror movie these days that isn’t about gore and torture.

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